i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
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