so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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