In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
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