i was born a porn star she said
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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