This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
Send help, water and tortillas.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
I touched a dick in church today
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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