Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
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So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
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I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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