ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
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The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
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Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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