i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
Randomize
