Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
Randomize
