Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
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