You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
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