i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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