I wanna passion pit in your ass
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
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Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
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How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?