True but thats because hes a fetus.
Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
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genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
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Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
Let's get the cat blown out
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.