ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often