While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
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no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
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I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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