This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
Judging by the garbled spelling in the calendar reminders in my phone, drunk me really wanted sober me to take a pregnancy test today.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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