Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
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She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
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His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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