Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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