At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
ugly people sure do ruin things
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
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Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
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Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
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