their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
im in a kiddie pool, high, with a keg in arms reach. If i had a sandwich and a blowjob this would be the best day ever
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
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