I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Randomize
