So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
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