All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
In Vegas, have spent the last 48 hours wearing a viking helmet and fanny pack. I consider this to be a career high since drinking is my career
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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