Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
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Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
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I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
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