my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
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Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
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Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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