guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
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Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
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Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
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