from now on my penis is your penis
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
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four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
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In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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