Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
Just pee around me
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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