that's an acceptable place to lick
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
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