wat bout pragnant strippers??
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
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His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
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bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
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