This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
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