I just pynch a tree in the face
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
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