I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
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I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
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Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
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