You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
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