Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
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just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
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The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
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If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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