just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Those nachos came to me in a dream
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
Randomize