it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
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