It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
