Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
I supernannyed him into submission
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
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