So I'm eating my burger minding my own business, when the guy next to me starts up a conversation. Seemed normal at first, stocks, bonds, etc...then he said...and I quote "I can push a bowling-ball up a flight of stairs with my tongue." As I awkwardly laughed he broke out "I bet you I could bite the head off of a rabbit."
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
Randomize
