Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
dude, mark had the least successful cab ride in history last night. took a cab to the bars, stopped at every atm in the city, none worked, then had to come back to the party to beg for 20 to pay the taxi that officially took him nowhere.
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
I think we might need a safe word for this...
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
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