That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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