oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
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Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
Just re-gained consciousness in the freshman girls dorm. Normally this would be awesome but I'm on the floor surrounded by chicks doing their homework. This makes me uncomfortable but I don't think they know I'm awake yet. If I b-line for the door can you come get me?
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
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I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
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