Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
Randomize