Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
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If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
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You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
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