Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
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If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
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Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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