I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
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and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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