It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
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