Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
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some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
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Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
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