hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
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