Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
Shit day. Some kids decided to open my car at 3 AM while I was at work and the alarm went off. I went after them with a sword but they were minors so I didn't kill them.
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