What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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