It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
Let's get this straight. I am six fucking feet tall. Do you even understand how limited my options in guys to date are? No. Did you see my last three boyfriends? I looked like a fucking giant next to them. So I will fuck this six-foot-seven Italian model even if I am the ugliest girl at this party because, goddammit, I deserve to.
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