whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
I traded some nice guy at the bar ten bucks and a pack of cigarettes for his leather jacket. I'm pretty sure I win at life. Whoever is in my phone as Tyler Durden, I thank you.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Randomize