but the lizard people decide everything anyway
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
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It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
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I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
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So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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